Belle: But of course, darlin', and aren't they just the cutest things?
MMD: Bet that shrieky one could show a girl a good time.
Belle: Maggie, this is NOT one of those adult blogs.
MMD: Lucky thing because our daddy doesn't look to be growing up anytime soon.
Belle: Looks full grown to me. Have you seen the weight he's put on?
MMD: Shh. He doesn't really like to think about it.
Belle: Can you just imagine? There's a chance we get to star in our own adventures - in this exotic locale, no less. Just like my heroine, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love, only here in my own home town.
MMD: That penguin's kind of cute too, but I think I'd get in trouble with the moose.
Belle: Honey, you're liable to get in trouble with any of those men. Better stick to picnics.
MMD: Sigh. Why did I get stuck with picnics? Do you know how much work it is to organize one of those suckers? And let me tell you, a really good potato salad is more labor intensive than folks realize, especially when you don't have opposable thumbs.
Belle: Men never appreciate all we do behind the scenes to make their lives pleasant and their food yummy. But with a tail like yours, honey, you don't need thumbs.
MMD: Well, I do like to flirt a bit now and then and men do notice me.
Belle: A few of the women do too. Me, I'm a BBW with the full kind of figure that makes for one helluva snuggle. Something to hold on to, if you know what I mean.
MMD: And you a right proper Anglican lady!
Belle: You can pray, play bridge, and still have fun.
MMD: Amen to that.
Daddy (off camera): Patience, ladies. I promise we'll have an adventure on Sunday WITH the camera (and Mimi, we hope). Until then, you've got to let me catch up on the news. And remember, some of us work 6 days a week.
The girls: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Daddy: Ahem.
MMD and Belle: Yes, daddy. But you're more fun when you're "retired."
Daddy: True, and poorer too. Let's praise King Jesus and Holy Mother Mary that there's an income these days.
Belle (as the girls wander off): "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille."
MMD: More like the nuthouse. Where's your dead chimp?
Belle: Max!
MMD: Teehee.
At the end of the day I slipped across the building to shoot this pic from an empty conference room. The casino and the Mississippi.
And that's the tour for today.
Y'all have to be patient about the Adventures of Maggie and Belle.
--the BB
