In which the denizens of Desert Farne run amok in the Big Easy

Belle the Hippoposterous: Why does our deck seem like some kind of prison, Mags?
Margaret Macrina Dolphin, aka Maggie: Wrong kind of bars, Belle. Daddy drives downtown every day - just blocks from the French Quarter - and leaves us here to perish of boredom.
Belle: Tell me. I had to spend the first week here by myself during the day. I'm so glad you got to join me or I would have done something desperate. What, I don't know, but hippos have their limits.
Maggie: I was hoping I'd get to join you. It's been too long since I got to go anywhere and I'm not a stay-at-home girl.
Daddy (of camera): Maggie, I'm beginning to worry that you take after your older sister Selena more than I thought. Ever since she ran off with Taylor the Walrus I've hoped the rest of my daughters had better sense.
[Belle and Maggie roll eyes in unison and don't even both to respond to the old man.]
Maggie: Let's blow this pop stand. I'm up for a romp.
Belle: And Grandmère is coming to see us today! I'm so glad she was willing to be our honorary Grandmère.

Maggie: So that's the fountain we listen to day and night.
Belle: We had some rain when I arrived here and for a while I thought it was raining all the time. Silly me, but it does sound like rain.

Belle: Wow, this is fun. Here I used to live about a mile from the streetcar line on St Charles but never got to ride one before. Hooray for Mimi!

Maggie: Hi, Grandmère. You're so pretty. Btw, popster, is that woman behind you licking her lips or sticking out her tongue? Should we be concerned?
Daddy: Now girls, behave. I don't want us thrown of the streetcar before we've even traveled a mile.

Belle: There's Audubon Park. We took a walk there two weeks ago.

Maggie: Just checking, Dad. I wanted to make sure your very first Sazerac was mixed right.
Daddy: And what do you know about Sazeracs, my precocious sea creature?
Maggie: Don't ask. Don't tell. Don't pursue. And can you order one each for Belle and me?
Grandmère: Are these girls old enough to drink?
Daddy: Well, a gentleman does not discuss a lady's age, but yes, they are.

Grandmère in the Palace Cafe on Canal Street, a truly lovely spot for Sunday brunch.

With live music, no less. Bass, guitar, and saxophone/vocals.

Belle: Eat your heart out, Dubya. I'm not afraid to come to Jackson Square in the daytime.
Maggie (off camera): And you didn't start any wars, big sister!
Belle: He is such a [expletive deleted].
Daddy (off camera): Language! Grandmère is here.
Maggie: She doesn't think much of him either.

Belle: Grandmère is such a good sport. She poses for fun pictures.
Maggie: I worry about this one. If the Mad One gets hold of it, anything could happen.
Belle: If he doesn't want a hippo attack, he'd better behave.
Maggie: That's right. We stick up for our grandmothers, honorary or otherwise.
Belle: Solidarity with the Sisterhood!
Daddy, muttering: And I chose to have daughters.
Maggie: Stuff it, Pops. We brighten your life and you know it, even though we have more brothers than sisters.
Daddy: Yes, you do brighten my life. If only you'd behave in public.
Belle (dripping with sarcasm): And you do.
[Audible snickering]

Belle: Well, Maggie, that was fun.
Maggie: I'm so glad the Shriekster and Red Boy suggested we get our own series. Do you think Hollywood is ready for us yet?
Belle: I hear that New Mexico has been making quite a grab for film production. Do we have any connections with Richardson's office?
Maggie: Not yet. Let's work on it.
With a shout out to the Dance Party crew, whom we could never match, and to whom we send fond regards.Daddy's post script: Bunrab, my girls are lovely but you'd better keep your paws to yourself. Just saying.
-the BB and the Desert Farne traveling players