Sunday, May 02, 2010

Gormless twit file


Why do people elect such wussy politicians for attorney general, I ask you? How can the Cooch enforce laws against badass mofos if he is afraid of a tit? Really?
Virginia's attorney general Ken Cuccinelli is hard at work on the important issues of the day -- like making sure the Roman goddess depicted on his state's official seal isn't exposing herself.

The current seal shows "Virtus, the goddess of virtue, dressed as a warrior," with her foot resting "on the chest of the figure of tyranny, who is lying on the ground." She is holding a spear and her left breast is exposed.

Or at least it was exposed. At a recent meeting, Cuccinelli provided pins to his staff with a new seal on which "Virtus' bosom is covered by an armored breastplate," the Virginian-Pilot reported. These new pins were not paid for by taxpayer dollars, Cuccinelli's office insisted.
--Nico Pitney at The Huffington Post

Is it time for the women of Virginia to strike a blow for freedom, disconcert a new tyrant, and gather at the statehouse en masse and sing (all together now), "Bounce Your Boobies"?

You can listen to Rusty Warren singing it here.

That should send the little twit running from office.

Pray for the people of Virginia. I am dead serious about this last paragraph.

--the BB

10 comments:

Rachael said...

Perhaps he's also afraid of earthquakes? ;-)

Grandmère Mimi said...

A tit! I am shocked, I tell ya. Shocked! Take the picture down, Paul. I can't stand such lewdness on display.

Paul said...

Grab the smelling salts, Mimi. I warned you I am not a Southern lady.

Grandmère Mimi said...

No, Paul. You're a big bear, who adores shocking southern ladies.

WV: desert.

it's margaret said...

This has nothing to do with being badass or anything like that --it has to do with shame and mysogyny --with suppression.... body image kind of things....

Yes, please. do pray for us...

Isn't there a song about titties?

mw: brestpa
hmmmmmmm

Fran said...

I just mentioned over at Margaret's that we have a relief of Mary nursing Jesus' at the door of the rectory where I work. Such scandal!

This shit makes me crazy.

Paul said...

ATTENTION CHINESE SPAMMERS: Your comments will be rejected. Do not waste your time and stop irritating me. You are the reason why I have comment moderation.

Ormonde Plater said...

Note the state motto: Sic semper tyrannis.

susan s. said...

Shades of Ashcroft(I think).

Save me from ignorant men trying to protect me and my ilk from the eyes of other ignorant men.

Göran Koch-Swahne said...

Prayers for poor Virginia!