Why do people elect such wussy politicians for attorney general, I ask you? How can the Cooch enforce laws against badass mofos if he is afraid of a tit? Really?
Virginia's attorney general Ken Cuccinelli is hard at work on the important issues of the day -- like making sure the Roman goddess depicted on his state's official seal isn't exposing herself.--Nico Pitney at The Huffington Post
The current seal shows "Virtus, the goddess of virtue, dressed as a warrior," with her foot resting "on the chest of the figure of tyranny, who is lying on the ground." She is holding a spear and her left breast is exposed.
Or at least it was exposed. At a recent meeting, Cuccinelli provided pins to his staff with a new seal on which "Virtus' bosom is covered by an armored breastplate," the Virginian-Pilot reported. These new pins were not paid for by taxpayer dollars, Cuccinelli's office insisted.
Is it time for the women of Virginia to strike a blow for freedom, disconcert a new tyrant, and gather at the statehouse en masse and sing (all together now), "Bounce Your Boobies"?
You can listen to Rusty Warren singing it here.
That should send the little twit running from office.
Pray for the people of Virginia. I am dead serious about this last paragraph.