Monday, August 04, 2008

It's Eileen's fault

And isn't it usually?

I never meant for the whole world to know I'm a scumbag.

Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test...

Scumbag- ENFP

53% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 47% Thinking, 33% Judging

I have a feeling you're not going to like this much. Do I care? No.
How do I know? It's because you hate criticism. You love to be loved and you'll do anything to be accepted.

Unfortunately for you, I can see right through your insincere compliments and over-the-top greetings. No matter what you do, I'll always hate you for what you are. An arrogant, unstable, overly enthusiastic scumbag.

I bet you're pretty proud of your accomplishments, huh? You seem to achieve at whatever you put your little mind too. Trust me. Nobody likes the person who is good at everything. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

This might also have something to do with the fact that you're a cheating machine. You're just not the type of person to make long-term commitments. You enjoy seeing "what could be", rather than being satisfied with "what is." This, of course, means you often leave others in the dust while you seek out another lover.

Well, at least you're not the one left in the dust.

Unfortunately, when you're the one lying in the gutter with a bloody knife in your back, you might think differently.


If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.


The other personality types are as follows...

Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving

Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging

Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving

Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging

Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving

Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving

Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving

Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging

Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving

Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging

Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving

Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

Take The Brutally Honest Personality Test at HelloQuizzy

Well, of course I'm not going to enjoy a verdict like this!

I actually tend to stay with jobs longer than most people would, as I'm usually good for a decade unless circumstances are terrible (and perhaps when they are, but that's another story). And I was not the one who pushed for separation - even though I heartily concede in retrospect that it needed to happen. Well, to be honest, I was pushing passive aggressively. OK, I'm a scumbag. Now you all know.
--the BB


Grandmère Mimi said...

Wow! How revealing. And I thought I knew you - at least a little.

FranIAm said...

You are a scumbag too?

So am I? Quelle suprise!

gloriman said...

Don't feel too badly. I took the test and was surprised to learn I'm a FREAK. I have some doubts about the test since I felt many of the questions vague and could have answered both ways.

Eileen said...

Hee hee!

You are soooo NOT a Scumbag my friend!

I, on the other hand, am SOOOO a Pollyanna.

A little brutally honest levity never hurt anyone..even if it is ALL MY FAULT (just like everything else, apparently!)


Grandmère Mimi said...

I took the whole damn test, but I could not get my results because of name and password problems. That's your fault, too, Fluffy. I am INFP, but I knew that without the test.

Paul said...

Almost Perfect, Mimi? How very insufferable of you. It really makes us Scumbags look even worse. LOL.

That Fluffy is a wicked one, leading us all astray. O felix culpa!

Gloriman, welcome to this site. We fellow intuitives will recognize you as one of us for having found the questions ambiguous with all sorts of alternative responses. We're like that, too aware of possibilities by half.

Eileen said...

As a pollyanna..I would expect it to all be my fault Meems.


Paul said...

Eileen, we don't blame everything on you. There are things we blame Bush for and Reagan before him and the chain of evildoers in between. The rest, well, Fluffy it is! Certainly all our own follies.

gloriman said...

Thanks for the welcome Paul!