Plotting to destroy America

We are a nation of blithering idiots.

Or maybe there is truth to the sinister plot, they just have the details garbled. The terrorists have secretly birthed idjits in Texas and raised them up to run for office. A truly nefarious plan to destroy the United States and one with way too high a possibility of succeeding.

The more I think about it....

--the BB

Gormless twit file

Why do people elect such wussy politicians for attorney general, I ask you? How can the Cooch enforce laws against badass mofos if he is afraid of a tit? Really?

Virginia's attorney general Ken Cuccinelli is hard at work on the important issues of the day -- like making sure the Roman goddess depicted on his state's official seal isn't exposing herself.

The current seal shows "Virtus, the goddess of virtue, dressed as a warrior," with her foot resting "on the chest of the figure of tyranny, who is lying on the ground." She is holding a spear and her left breast is exposed.

Or at least it was exposed. At a recent meeting, Cuccinelli provided pins to his staff with a new seal on which "Virtus' bosom is covered by an armored breastplate," the Virginian-Pilot reported. These new pins were not paid for by taxpayer dollars, Cuccinelli's office insisted.

--Nico Pitney at The Huffington Post

Is it time for the women of Virginia to strike a blow for freedom, disconcert a new tyrant, and gather at the statehouse en masse and sing (all together now), "Bounce Your Boobies"?

You can listen to Rusty Warren singing it here.

That should send the little twit running from office.

Pray for the people of Virginia. I am dead serious about this last paragraph.

--the BB

Welcome to the idiotocracy

--Hunter who also said:

After a millennium of being led around by great leaders and not so great leaders, of great debates and petty ones, of steady marches towards freer and richer and more enlightened societies, we have apparently decided to chuck it all, because any pulsing mound of meat with the ability to work a magic marker will now be as a god to us.

OMFG! - updated

UPDATE: You can read about this at the NYT today.


You have, perhaps, heard or read about the brouhaha over the President speaking to the students of the United States about being good students.

If the asshats freaking out about this (and the evil bastards playing it up and propagating it) are true Americans, strip me of my citizenship now. I don't want to be associated with this level of stupidity.

But they are just fucking stupid. And the furor is phony and just plain evil. Got that?

It just boggles the mind that we have sunk so far.

The media in this nation have given themselves over to the reptilian hindbrain that has risen to the fore now that we have a - tell it not in Gath - black President!


From the Rude Pundit:

Some abusive parents have decided that their blind ideology is more important than exposing their children to ideas not approved by Rush Limbaugh and are actually preventing them from watching the speech. Because why? They're afraid Obama will seem like a nice guy when he doesn't have a Hitler mustache?

Oh, sweet, stupid motherfuckers who shouldn't have been allowed to breed, like it or not, when someone is the President, that person is the President of all of us. So, sorry, conservatives madly craning your necks to lick your own taints over Obama's speech, he's your President, too. The only way he's not your President is if you leave the country. On the left, we lived with that knowledge for 8 years. You're not even up to ten months. A little advice here: let this one go.

For the past eight years I got apoplectic every time I heard W's voice. I acknowledge that I hate him with the passion of a thousand white-hot suns, which is tame compared to how I feel about Dick Cheney. All right, cards on the table.

But I attacked him verbally for what he was doing or for the lies he told, not for made-up shit. I screamed at the television or radio but I never protested his prerogative to address the nation.

For that matter, the world did not get very exercised when G. H. W. Bush (Poppy or Bush '41) addressed the school children of the nation to push his style of assault on drugs. It seems however that the world has gone bat shit crazy.

I would like to take a cue from the Rude One's rant:
If you don't like your children hearing from the President of the United States just fucking leave the country now. And do us a favor. Don't come back.



--the BB

As my momma would say:

How can anyone be so stupid and live?

Well his father was Kenyan and they said he was born in Hawaii, but I haven't seen any birth certificate. You have to be born in America to be president.
--Sen. Richard Shelby, Alabama, on Obama

Hey, Senator Rocks-for-Brains, the certificate is out there. Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. I'm assuming you DO know Hawaii is part of the United States. And did you have any questions about your colleague John McCain who was born in Panamá yet is considered a U. S. citizen?

It's scary that Republicans tell so many damned lies they wind up believing them.
--the BB